Darkspir
From Sonic Retro
<forumuser name="darkspir" /> darkspir is part of the Trifecta in world-famous clan SonicDoom. The baron is very good friends with fellow clan member Alastor, even being in the same band as him, Black Moor. The baron is a fan of Montreal style bagels and has a phobia of bees. Long live the Baron!
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Near-death experiences
The midnight car
Whilst stumbling home drunk, darkspir began to walk on the road and nearly got hit by a car. He was pretty shook up about it. And when I say he, I mean I. Is anyone even reading this? Hello, Tweaker? Hivebrain? Scarred Sun? Please don't delete this article, I think it's radical ;)
A real scary experience!
I beat Marble Garden Zone!
I'm afraid of heights AND bees!
In Winter 2007, darkspir was on top of an apartment complex in downtown Moncton, New Brunswick with his good friend Jacob Merkeley. Jacob thought it would be comedy gold to unleash a bee, knowing darkspir has a phobia of both bees AND heights. darkspir nearly fell off! God bless the Baron.
A Challenge of Wits and Faith
Conceptxo claimed that he was the rightful heir to the title of Baron, not darkspir. Obviously Conceptxo was in the wrong as the Book 'Bout Barons (referred to as the B.B.B. from this point on) clearly states that no man over 300 pounds could hold title of Baron. Besides, darkspir was the "Burger" of the Trifecta, the perfect dish to go alongside the Soda (Alastor) and Fries (Ness). darkspir challenged Nick to a clan-spectated duel of Goldeneye: Source. Conceptxo failed miserably and actually began to cry on Skype. All hail the Baron. Other titles include Duke Alastor (also challenged by Nick) and Count Ness.