Soselocke
From Sonic Retro
The only member on the whole damn site who gets laid and has a stable relationship with an intelligent member of the opposite sex. Doesn't do anything for the community or hacking scene because he is too lazy and procrastinate. Also, has cystic fibrosis and will die within 10~15 years, but will live on in spirit to haunt and annoy the fuck out of the living.