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=Baron Darkspir=
 
=Baron Darkspir=
Darkspir is part of the Trifecta in world-famous clan [[SonicDoom]]. He is also part of the [[Glue-Crew]]. The baron is very good friends with fellow clan member Alastor, even being in the same band as him, Black Moor. The baron is a fan of Montreal style bagels and has a phobia of bees.
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Darkspir is part of the Trifecta in world-famous clan [[SonicDoom]]. He is also part of the [[Glue-Crew]]. The baron is very good friends with fellow clan member Alastor, even being in the same band as him, Black Moor. The baron is a fan of Montreal style bagels and has a phobia of bees. Long live the Baron!
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==Near-death experiences==
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===The midnight car===
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Whilst stumbling home drunk, Darkspir began to walk on the road and nearly got hit by a car. He was pretty shook up about it. And when I say he, I mean I. Is anyone even reading this? Hello, Tweaker? Hivebrain? Scarred Sun? Please don't delete this article, I think it's radical ;)
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===A real scary experience!===
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On September 11, 2006, The Good Baron Darkspir was in the car with fellow clanmate Grum when they decided to stop at Wendy's for some food.
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===I'm afraid of heights AND bees!===
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In Winter 2007, Darkspir was on top of an apartment complex in downtown Moncton, New Brunswick with his good friend [[Jacob Merkeley]]. Jacob thought it would be comedy gold to unleash a bee, knowing Darkspir has a phobia of both bees AND heights. Darkspir nearly fell off! God bless the Baron.
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===A Challenge of Wits and Faith===
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Conceptxo claimed that he was the rightful heir to the title of Baron, not Darkspir. Obviously Conceptxo was in the wrong as the [[Book 'Bout Barons]] (referred to as the B.B.B. from this point on) clearly states that no man over 300 pounds could hold title of Baron. Besides, Darkspir was the "Burger" of the Trifecta, the perfect dish to go alongside the Soda ([[Alastor]]) and Fries ([[Ness]]). Darkspir challenged Nick to a clan-spectated duel of Goldeneye: Source. Conceptxo failed miserably and actually began to cry on Skype. All hail the Baron.

Revision as of 19:57, 16 September 2008

Baron Darkspir

Darkspir is part of the Trifecta in world-famous clan SonicDoom. He is also part of the Glue-Crew. The baron is very good friends with fellow clan member Alastor, even being in the same band as him, Black Moor. The baron is a fan of Montreal style bagels and has a phobia of bees. Long live the Baron!

Near-death experiences

The midnight car

Whilst stumbling home drunk, Darkspir began to walk on the road and nearly got hit by a car. He was pretty shook up about it. And when I say he, I mean I. Is anyone even reading this? Hello, Tweaker? Hivebrain? Scarred Sun? Please don't delete this article, I think it's radical ;)

A real scary experience!

On September 11, 2006, The Good Baron Darkspir was in the car with fellow clanmate Grum when they decided to stop at Wendy's for some food.

I'm afraid of heights AND bees!

In Winter 2007, Darkspir was on top of an apartment complex in downtown Moncton, New Brunswick with his good friend Jacob Merkeley. Jacob thought it would be comedy gold to unleash a bee, knowing Darkspir has a phobia of both bees AND heights. Darkspir nearly fell off! God bless the Baron.

A Challenge of Wits and Faith

Conceptxo claimed that he was the rightful heir to the title of Baron, not Darkspir. Obviously Conceptxo was in the wrong as the Book 'Bout Barons (referred to as the B.B.B. from this point on) clearly states that no man over 300 pounds could hold title of Baron. Besides, Darkspir was the "Burger" of the Trifecta, the perfect dish to go alongside the Soda (Alastor) and Fries (Ness). Darkspir challenged Nick to a clan-spectated duel of Goldeneye: Source. Conceptxo failed miserably and actually began to cry on Skype. All hail the Baron.