Dan Genesis

<forumuser name="Dan Genesis" /> Dan Genesis (real name Dan Heiney) is among the most avid of Sonic fans, and has since '98 has done his best to collect every Sonic game and issue of Sonic the Hedgehog Archie comics. Dan has spent the past 10 years studying the mechanics of games of various series, and has studied the layouts of levels to effectively describe the vibrant and varied environments.

Contribution to Sonic Retro

Dan's claim to fame on Sonic Retro is expansion and creation of various articles, usually in the form of describing the stage's appearance.

Quotes

• CHEESE ME!
• RISE MY PENGUIN ARMY!
• ALL HAIL THE LORD AND MASTER, DAVE MUSTAINE!
• Respect the penguins. Respect them all.
• [after being asked what pet he would like]: I want a penguin. That would be awesome. I would name him Penguino!
• Jason, no birthday dance!
• [In response to being called 'crazy' or 'insane']: Of course. Otherwise I never would have made it through the sixth grade.
• [In response to being told something he could care less about]: And I care because......?
• [From his talent show act at Kamp Koinonia]: Well... I don't have a script... I forgot my lines... I have no idea what I'm going to do...
• [From an FAQs video by Youtube User Guitarmasterx7]

GMX7: I wasn't wearing any pants when I came here... why the hell am I wearing pants?

Disembodied voice: *needless blathering*

GMX7: Wait, did you put me in pants? You don't just put someone in pants!

• [From X-Gear based side-project novel]: One of the most depressing things in the world is watching a bird have its wings clipped and it thrown in a cage, never again to soar with its commrades who care for it.
• There are certain things you can't say on in a forum. Claiming the admins to be ignorant fucks is one of those things.

The Hit List

Dan has recently added a hit list to his Forum Signature (inspired by Hez's Hate List). This list comprises of people who paticularly piss him off, and people he would actually like to see dead (yes, they are that bad). The list is currently as follows:

Name	Reason for addition to list
Xr3alex100900	Being an immature, arrogant bastard that goes into streams and spams, sometimes morally offending people in the process, then calls them gay for having rules against it; repeated use of the words 'fuck' and 'douche' (Alex, if you're reading this, grow up)
ursexonlegs	Reason is Voided. Target Neutralized.
SirSpamz	Creating a Youtube Channel for the purpose of spamming; Spamming
legoairmailspammer	Reason is Voided. Target Neutralized.
thespammer321	Creating a Youtube Channel for the purpose of spamming; Spamming
toughassmotherfucker	Thinks he can get away with being a 'punch your nose in for fun' breed of dick; Needs to learn to talk without shouting all the damn time;
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL	Typing in short, all caps bursts, turning what is one comment into five; repeated use of the racial slur 'cracka'; general immaturity