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'''Afti''' (formerly known as '''Insanity''') is a [[Member|member]] on [[Sonic Retro]], who is currently working on the ''[[Sonic 1]]'' hack ''[[Sonic 1 With Fries]]''. He has legions of teenage cyborg zombie samurai ninja pirate cats at his disposal.
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'''Afti''' (formerly known as '''Insanity''') is a [[Member|member]] on [[Sonic Retro]], who is currently working on the ''[[Sonic 1]]'' hack ''[[Sonic 1 With Fries]]''. He is also an idiot.
  
==Afti's Life Story==
 
Afti is a horrible man-eating sewer mutant that lives in the internets. After joining Retro to collect information on human civilization, Afti ate several members of Retro before erasing them from history. He is currently preparing the invasion force the sewer mutants will use when they conquer the surface world. He has robots, too.
 
 
The Church of Afti is located in southeastern Florida, and is basically a fan club that gets to write off its taxes.
 
 
==Plot to Conquer the Universe==
 
Afti will establish a capital city on the border between the lithosphere and asthenosphere, deep under Antarctica. After assembling a mighty cyborg army, he will subjugate the people of Chile, being within a reasonable distance of Antarctica, and turn Chile into a nation- sized factory for manufacturing robots and weapons. Using vast hordes of robots and heavily armed cyborgs, he will conquer all of South America, lead his legions to North America, conquer the continent, and then nuke the rest out of laziness before sticking a flag in it. Except [[Japan]] and Britain- they produce too much that he enjoys, and get to retain a certain degree of their sovereignty. After conquering Earth, Afti will destroy continental Eurasia and replace it with a vast array of propulsion devices, mount laser cannons in Mexico, and create a gravity well to trap the Sun in orbit around the Earth. He will then use his Mobile Planet Battlestation to conquer the universe.
 
 
==The Super-Duper Afti Theme Song==
 
''Who's the man with the power?''
 
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''Afti!''
 
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''Who's in control of your life? Not you, it's''
 
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''Afti!''
 
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''What's the most powerful monster ever to exist?''
 
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''Afti!''
 
 
Repeat ad nauseum.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
* Afti has an IQ of 148
 
* Afti's interests include game design, gaming, [[wikipedia: Pokemon|Pokémon]], and [[Sonic]].
 
* Afti has a habit of working on one project for a while, then going to work on another for some time.
 
* Regardless of who's reading this, Afti thinks he's better than you. That's one of the reasons for his lack of popularity.
 
  
 
== Afti's Super Totally Awesome Wiki Projects ==
 
== Afti's Super Totally Awesome Wiki Projects ==

Revision as of 16:11, 20 February 2009

<forumuser name="Afti" type="game" /> Afti (formerly known as Insanity) is a member on Sonic Retro, who is currently working on the Sonic 1 hack Sonic 1 With Fries. He is also an idiot.


Afti's Super Totally Awesome Wiki Projects

  • Cataloging every move on the Wiki

Afti's Pages