Boogey-Mania (transcript)

This is the English transcript of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode Boogey-Mania‎.

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[ Sonic and Tails are standing in a dark and bushy field.]

Sonic: Enough travelling for today, Tails. Time to set up camp.

[He runs off into the distance, rushes back with an oven. He runs off again, returning with a refrigerator, then again with a kitchen table and two chairs. He brings back a toaster, food processor, mustard, a white jar, another object and a portable television. He also throws two pots and a pan onto the oven. Tails walks over to the table.]

Tails: Man, watching you work sure makes me hungry.

[Sonic, wearing chef gear, stands beside the oven.]

Sonic: I'll whip up my chef special.

[He opens up the pot, revealing hot dogs in boiling water. Using a fork, he takes one and puts it in a hot dog bun. Using a squeeze bottle, he puts chili on it. Then, he finishes it off by putting a spoonful of chili from a large container on the side. He gives the dish to Tails, who is sitting at the table. Tails licks his lips, when they hear a silly car horn. Along a nearby path, a yellow car is coming up to the duo with a man laughing. It stops near their camp with the man, a clown, poking himself out of the car, which is obviously too small for him.]

Clown: Do you know the way to Wacko City?

Sonic: Nope, never heard of the place.

Clown: Well, that's okay, cause I'm not going there anyway!

[He laughs, but one of the tires on his car pop. He looks in anger as Tails walks over to beside Sonic with his chili dog.]

Tails: Too bad, hope you got a spare.

[The clown hops out of the car.]

Clown: Don't need a spare, just a patch...

[He grabs a patch from one of his pockets and sticks it to the deflated tire, then brings out an air pump.]

Clown: ...and a pump full of air!

Tails: Ha, ha, he's funny!

Sonic: Yeeah, but what's a clown doing in the middle of nowhere?

[The clown starts inflating his tire, but his nose inflates as well.]

Clown: Big noses run in my family!

[He pulls his tongue, returning his nose to normal. Tails laughs.]

Tails: He cracks me up.

[The clown takes his car and condenses into into a small box.]

Sonic: I've heard of compact cars, but this is ridiculous!

Clown: Well, I better be on my way. Toodle-do!

[He pulls out a unicycle from his pocket. He then reaches over at Tails and grabs his chili dog.]

Tails: Hey, that's not funny, that's my lunch!

[The clown rides off into the distance.]

Sonic: Come on Tails, let's nab him.

[He runs off, removing his chef gear, with Tails following up behind him. They stop at a cave, where they can hear the clown laughing.]]

Sonic: Sounds like that clepto-clown went in there.

[They walk into the cave, unknown to them that Coconuts is following behind them.]

Coconuts: Maybe this is my chance to catch that hedgehog. Yeah, yeah!

[Sonic and Tails stop at a room.]

Sonic: I don't believe it!

[The clown is in a room full of scientific utilities, juggling a number of objects, including the chili dog. A scientist named Von Schlemmer is sitting in a chair with scientific contraption on his head, listening to him tell jokes.]

Clown: He was so dumb, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept!

Von Schlemmer: Ha ha, this is funny stuff! Who writes your material?

[Sonic and Tails walk over.]

Sonic: Professor Von Schlemmer? What are you doing here?

Von Schlemmer: The great Von Schlemmer? He's here? Where?! Oh, heh heh, that's me. Oh, I'm just enjoying my dream clown.

Sonic: Dream clown? What do ya mean?

[Von Schlemmer turns a wheel on the machine beside him.]

Von Schlemmer: First, I'll put him away, and then I'll explain.

[The clown gives back the hot dog to Tails, putting away the rest of its juggling objects.]

Tails: Hey, gracias amigo!

[The clown is pulled back into the machine through a horn-like contraption on top of it.]

Sonic: Where'd he go?

Von Schlemmer: Back into my noggin.

[He takes the hat off.]

Von Schlemmer: To my dream world!

Sonic: Professor, you've invented some really nutty contraptions, but this one tops them all!

[Coconuts is peering into the room, spying on them.]

Coconuts: Wow, a dream-gizmo! When I tell Doctor Robotnik about this, he'll give me a promotion! Oh, that means no more bathroom patrol!

[He runs off out of the cave as Von Schlemmer turns the wheel on his dream machine.]

Von Schlemmer: This is my dream-a-majig, patent pending! It's extremely, enormously and unbelievably complicated, took me over fifteen minutes to invent.

Tails: Sounds great, but I don't get it.

Von Schlemmer: It brings characters from one's dreams into the real world.

Sonic: Hey, that's unzippin' believable!

[At Robotnik's lair, Coconuts has returned and is talking to Robotnik. Robotnik is sitting in his chair with Coconuts infront of him.]

Coconuts: As soon as I saw the dream-a-majig, Doctor Robotnik, I knew you'd want to know about it!

Robotnik: Indeed, if I had that machine, I could terrorize all of Mobius.

Coconuts: I guess this means I'm finally getting my promotion, huh?

Robotnik: Promotion?! What for?! You could've swiped the machine and brought it to me, you nimcombot!

Coconuts: But, but...

[Robotnik gives Coconuts a mop and bucket. He sits back down and puts his hand on a lever.]

Robotnik: I'm demoting you to scrub monkey third class. Now go and mop up the dungeon.

[He pulls the lever, opening the floor underneath Coconuts. He falls into the dungeon. Outside the room, Scratch and Grounder fly through the door, falling on the floor.]

Robotnik: Snooping as usual, I see?

Scratch: Not me! I didn't hear nothing about Von Schlemmer's dream-a-majig!

Grounder: Uh, me neither! Especially I didn't hear the part about the clown...

Robotnik: Stop jabbering, you dingbots! I'm formulating a plan to take advantage of this unexpected turn of events.

Grounder: And a brilliant idea it is, Your Sneakiness.

Scratch: It's a work of genius!

Robotnik: Idiots! I haven't thought of it yet, you bootlickers!

Grounder: Ooh, but when you think of it...

Scratch: I know it'll be marvellous!

Robotnik: That's true...ah ha! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme. Now you may lick my boots.

[The two stick out their tongues in disgust.]

Grounder: I hate this part.

[In Von Schlemmer's cave lab, Von Schlemmer continues to work on his dream-a-majig, turning its wheel, making it squeak loudly.]

Tails: Your dream-a-majig sure got some serious squeaks!

Sonic: Yeah, you either need some oil or a mouse trap.

Von Schlemmer: It could use a rare oil found deep in the impenetrable jungle of the lost continent of Weeky-Deeky.

Tails: Man, that's on the other side of Mobius!

Von Schlemmer: Or you can pick up a can at the mini-mall on the corner of Main and Lexington.

Sonic: Tails, you stay here, I'll get the oil.

[He dashes off out of the cave.]

Tails: Gee, I'd sure like to see your dream clown again!

Von Schlemmer: Me too! I'll bring him back for an encore.

[He puts the helmet back on, bringing the clown out of the machine through the horn in its car. The clown sticks his head out of the side window, smiling. He exits the car.]

Clown: Boy, am I dry. I need a glass of water.

[He reaches into one of his pockets, bringing out a glass of water.]

Clown: Ah ha! This will do.

[He drinks the water, causing flowers to grow from his hat. Tails and Von Schlemmer laugh. On the other side of the machine, however, Scratch and Grounder, dresses up as clowns, are spying on the group.]

Scratch: Now's our chance!

[They walk over to the professor, using false accents.]

Grounder: Come on professor, let's go for a spin!

[The two laugh, not realizing who the clowns actually are.]

Von Schlemmer: Goodie! But I don't think I can fit in there!

[Scratch opens the door of the clown's car for Von Schlemmer, letting him in.]

Scratch: There's plenty of room...in the glove compartment!

[He pushes the professor into the car. Grounder grabs the dream-a-majig, while Tails, still laughing, continues to think it's all a joke.]

Tails: You guys are hysterical!

Clown: Hey, w-who are...

[The dream-a-majig is attached to the top of the car, which Scratch is now in. Grounder is standing beside the car. They activate the machine, putting the clown back.]

Grounder: Let's get out of here, step on it!

[They try to get going, but have difficulty getting around the small car.]

Grounder: No, no, step on the gas! The gas!

[They finally get their act together and drive off out of the cave. Tails is still laughing, distracting him from this. He finally comes around and notices everybody gone.]

Tails: Hey, where'd everybody go?

[Back in Robotnik's lair.]

Robotnik: Unless you want to suffer the consequences, you'll convert your dream machine into a nightmare machine.

[Von Schlemmer is standing infront of Robotnik with the dream-a-majig.]

Von Schlemmer: I refuse! Nothing you can do will make me change my mind.

Robotnik: Everyone has his price! What if I gave you these priceless diamonds?

[Robotnik shows a large tray with a mountain of big diamonds.]

Von Schlemmer: Okie-dookie...what am I saying?! I look terrible in diamonds, never! My genius is not for sale!

[Coconuts enters the room with Tails struggling in a bag.]

Coconuts: Hey boss, look who I nabbed!

Robotnik: Don't bother me, Coconuts! Can't you see I'm busy violating the good doctor's Human rights?

[Tails pops out of the bag.]

Tails: You guys won't get away with this!

Robotnik: Ooh, lookie what we have here: Sonic's two-tailed little friend.

Coconut: I did good, huh, Doctor?! Guess this means I get out of dungeon mop detail, huh?!

Robotnik: You are correct...you should've captured Sonic!

[He hands Coconuts a shovel and flashlight.]

Robotnik: Five miles of my sewer are plugged with crud and sludge. Go and clean it out!

[He pulls a lever, opening the floor underneath Coconuts, plunging him to the depths below. Tails, meanwhile rushes over to Von Schlemmer.]

Tails: Don't worry, professor, I'll handle Robotnik. I'll clean his clocks, I'll chew him up and spit him out!

[A large robot creeps behind Tails and grabs him, lifting him up.]

Tails: Whoa!

Robotnik: Throw him in the cell!

Tails: Now you're really making me mad!

[The robot leaves the room with Tails.]

Robotnik: Now get to work, or Tails will suffer the consequences!

Von Schlemmer: Okay, okay, you win! I'll need tools, get me a spectograph analyzer and a bobby pin.

[Back at the cave lab, Sonic has returned to find everybody gone.]

Sonic: They're gone! I don't like the looks of this.

[He looks down to see some loose screws and nuts. He picks them up.]

Sonic: Hmm, a couple of bolts from those dopes, Scratch and Grounder. I'm gonna pay Robotnik a visit.

[He rushes off out of the cave.]

[Back at Robotnik's lair, Von Schlemmer has finished the modifications to the dream-a-majig.]

Von Schlemmer: There, finished your miserable nightmare machine. Now, will you keep your promise and let us go?

Robotnik: Me, keep a promise?! Ha, that's rich! Fools! Idiots!

Grounder: Oh, you called?

[Scratch and Grounder enter the room.]

Scratch: Yes, Your Rottenness?

Robotnik: Throw Von Schlemmer in the cooler!

[Scratch and Grounder grab Von Schlemmer and lead him out. Robotnik, meanwhile, puts the dream-a-majig helmet on.]

Robotnik: Now, to set loose a hideous, horrible nightmare that will let me take over the whole planet.

[In his dark cell, Tails is singing to himself.]

Tails: Swing low, sweet chariot...

[The cell door opens. Scratch and Grounder kick Von Schlemmer into the cell.]

Scratch: Get in there, you old coot!

[He slams the door and locks it.]

Sonic: New keys for old.

[They look over to see Sonic in disguise, a salesman disguise with moustache.]

Sonic: Get your brand new keys, right here!

Grounder: New keys for old?! Gee, that sounds like a good idea!

Sonic: Take a look at these beauties.

[He opens up his jacket showing a collection of keys.]

Sonic: See how fresh and new they are?

Scratch: Wow! Those are neat! Here, give me that shiny one.

[Sonic gives him one of the keys.]

Sonic: Here you go, and here's one for you too.

[He gives a key to Grounder. They start to walk away.]

Scratch: Look how shiny my key is!

Grounder: My key is shinier!

[Sonic watches as they leave the area, with the key to the cell in his hands. He twirls himself, removing the disguise, and walks over to the cell, unlocking it. Von Schlemmer and Tails walk out.]

Tails: I knew you'd save us in the knick of time.

[A monster then gives off a huge yell, causing Tails and Von Schlemmer to hug in fear.]

Sonic: Sounds like I got some more saving to do.

[He dashes off, leaving Tails and Von Schlemmer behind.]

[Back at Robotnik's chair room, Robotnik is sleeping, and snoring, on his chair with the dream-a-majig's helmet on. After a couple of loud snores, a large grey monster comes out of the horn of the dream-a-majig. It reassembles a large ghost with three eyes. Robotnik wakes up as he hears it's yelps. He laughs for joy.]

Robotnik: How gorgeously gross! How fantastically frightful! Now, all of my Mobius will be under my power.

[Sonic runs into the room.]

Sonic: Not if I have anything to say about it.

[Robotnik grabs a microphone from the dream-a-majig.]

Robotnik: Now here this, boogey-man. You are my nightmare, and you will do as I command. Destroy that pesky hedgehog!

[Sonic reacts in fear as the monster continues to yell. He looks over to see a status of Robotnik's bust and grabs it.]

Sonic: This'll stop ya!

[He throws the statue at the machine and hits it, Robotnik covers his face with one of his arms. An electric aura appears around the monster as it grimaces and cowers. It eventually overcomes this and becomes angrier. Robotnik laughs.]

Robotnik: Now my worse nightmare is your worse nightmare!

[The monster corners Sonic in the room.]

Robotnik: I got you, hedgehog! I got you atlast!

[The monster pushes it's arms forward and unleashes yellow blasts of energy at Sonic. Sonic jumps around, avoiding the blasts.]

Robotnik: Give it up, hedgehog!