Sz

Sz is cooler than you. If you think you're an "oldbie" or "respected" or whatever at any given Interweb establishment, chances are Sz has got you beat by like 5 years. He's even been around longer than the founder of the site, okay?! In fact, he can be credited for launching such illustrious communities as alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, The Moogle Cavern, Sonic HQ, NetRaptor's Message Board, and probably even the Internet itself. Don't believe anyone who tells you otherwise. Sz is yo daddy.