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The Spam Eaters, Part 1

CEO: Gentlemen, I am obliviously disappoitned at your attempts to control the spam eating population. We must put them to an end!

Peon: But Sir! There is no such word as oblivously. A better word would be ultimatley or greatly.

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed at your attempts to correct me. You will DIE.

Peon: OH NO! *Gets shot*

CEO: Now, will anyone else obliviously disappoint me?

Rest of the Peons: Noooooooooooooo!

CEO: Good! Now on to the Obliviously good plan! We are losing 5, and at dreadful times 10 dollars a year! We must viciously oblibterate all the spam eaters. The leaders are Numbah 1 and Kim Possible. The gang consists of several Kids Next Door members and retards. But beware, they are armed with boy band music and sharp paper. Now let's move move move!

Numbah 1: Aaaraagghaaaah, this spam is good! Arraaaghh!

Kim Possible: Mmm! Cookies!

Pikachu: No no no! What you are eating is spam!

Numbah 1: Aarraaaaahh, what a stupid RAT aaahhh!

Ron Stoppable: I like Spam!

• CEO bursts through the door*

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed and now you're all gonna DIIIIIIIIE!!

Numbah 1: Aaaraaaaah NOOOOOOO!!!!

Kim Possible: OH NO!

Hamtaro: I want my sunflower seed nightmare!

• Everyone gets shot*

CEO: Ha ha, I obliviously killed them all!

Numbah 1: Arraaaaaah, I will get you!

The Spam Eaters, Part 2

CEO: Gentlemen, I am obliviously disappointed that members of the Spam eating gang are still at large. We must put them to an end.

Peon: But sir! We already got rid of the leaders as well as three other members!

CEO: I am obliviously disappointed at your attempts to remind me. You will DIE!

Peon: Oh no! *Gets shot*

CEO: Now onto the Obliviously good plan part II. We have used tracking location in our Spam to track down the gang's hideouts to three different parts of the city. We must viciously obliterate all these hideouts. We also have allies placed in these locations. Our allies include Ness and Tony Jones. Our other allies consist of former Kids Next Door teenagers and Magi. But don't take the remaining spam eating gang lightly! No one knows what they are armed with, but we can assume it's Boy-band music and/or Sharp Paper. Now let's eliminate them now!

Scene 2:

Numbah 3: Mmmmmm! This spam is so great!

Numbah 4: Especially with Vege-mite!

Ash Ketchum: Yum! Spam!

Dora: !Oh no! The people from the Spam company are here!

Prince Tricky: Oh no! Prepare the anti Spam-company turrets immediatley!

(Outside)

Tony Jones: Be careful guys, this place may be armed!

Teenager 1: Okay Foney Bones.

Tony Jones: Stop calling me Foney Bones!

Teenager 1: Okay Foney Bones.

Tony Jones: (I will get the CEO for this!) Now let's surround the place and try to find a side enterance!

Prince Tricky (Over loudspeaker): You guys think you can come in the side enterance! Well you're screwed since we booby-trapped them! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ash Ketchum: That otta'show them!

Numbah 3: More spam please!

Prince Tricky: Alright!

Numbah 4: PRINCE TRICKY!! YOU MORON!! YOU LEFT THE LOUDSPEAKER RUNNING!

Prince Tricky: Uh, I don't know how to turn it off.

Numbah 4: Hit the red button!

Prince Tricky: I can't find a red button, I don't see a red button! THERE IS NO RED BUTTON! Oh here it is.

Solid Snake:...On second thought, let's just go through the front door.

Tony Jones: Good Idea.

Scene 3:

Evil Gypsy Shopkeeper from Starfox Adventures: We only need more deaths and more scarabs to take over the world with the Spam eating gang!

Numbah 1's head (Inside a jar): Yes, we know.

Kim Possible's head (Inside a jar): Mmmm! Cookies!

Ron Stoppable's head (Inside a jar): Darn it Kim! You aren't even eating cookies! Or spam.

Kim Possible: Mmmm! Cookies!

Lizzie McGuire: Shopkeeper, I managed to take all these scarabs from Dinosaur planet.

Shopkeeper: Good, now all we require is the deaths of the remaining gang members.

Lizzie McGuire: Speaking of which, there is only one mo re stronghold left. Every Kids Next Door member is dead except for Numbah 3 and numbah 4. Only a few members of the spam eating gang is left!

Shopkeeper: Their deaths will not be in vain. With their help, we can revive the previous fallen gang members, stronger than ever before! You laugh this much!

Everyone: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Scene 4:

Tony Jones: You die now! I'll summon Ormagon!

Yugi: Not so fast! I'll summon Dark Magician in attack mode!

Tony Jones: I'm two steps ahead of you-The Bisiwog scratches the card to pieces.

Yugi: Nooo! I can't pull a cheap victory out of nowhere now! My only hope is to use countless flashbacks, the heart of the cards, and to play Pot of Greed at completley random times!

Canderous: DIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!

Numbah 4: Oh no! *Dies*

Numbah 3: Oh no! *Dies*

Cream: You can't get me that easily! Ow! I got a splinter! *Dies*

Tails: Get them, my army of Chao!

Ash Ketchum: Oh no! Retreat! *Gets covered in Chao* AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Prince Tricky: Dora! Only we are left!

Dora: Yay! I'm going to flap my arms like a bird now! *Flaps arms and flies away into a jet Intake*

Prince Tricky:...

Andrew: UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOSSSS!

Prince Tricky: Oh no! Andrew was my only backup support!

Andrew's ship crashes into the house* Prince Tricky: EVIL GYPSY SHOPKEEPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

Tony Jones: Yay, we got them!

Scene 4:

Numbah 1: Arraaggghh, now we are restored!

Ron Stoppable: We can now eat as much spam as we want!

Kim Possible: And not even the CEO of the Cookie Crunch can stop us!

Lizzie McGuire: THE SPAM COMPANY YOU DOLT!

Christy Carlson Romano: Will Friedle owes me money!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

To be concluded in the Spam Eaters Part III