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Template:Userbob Trunks is the most awesome and important user on Sonic CulT, #retro, and various other incredibly important message boards.

His current projects include an unshown and mostly unannounced title currently called "Project 72", and his other, more widespread game is called Love.

He has two websites, one which is specifically for his co-created webcomic "The Wild Adventures of Trunks and Soto", and the other is a collection of his works, a wordpress blog called "All for Love".

Trunks is also widely known for his exciting and amazing high quality hoaxes. Unfortunately, due to his lack of knowledge in the field of true rom hacking (outside of changing the tempo and instruments in Sonic 1's music), he can never make his hoaxes come to fruition. It's sad, really.

While a notable game designer and webcomic maker, he is best known for having mocked Tweaker's avatar and signature on Retro every time he changed it.

Incredible Attributes

- In #Retro, Trunks is the only member to ascend to the "Half-Operator Status", denoted as a %. While you may consider it to be "lower" than a full operator, you'd be absolutely wrong. Look at the symbol "%". It is clearly the act of slicing a snowman in half, and that is epic. As such, the half-operator status is clearly the most important and awesome operator status of all. It is rumored that drx is one, but it's clearly because he realized that to accept his seat as a full operator would be to lose his awesome % symbol.

- Trunks is known for his ability to coax a lesbian into a state of heterosexuality. Some rumor it to be his long, flowing loches disrupting their sensors, but others rumor it to be his amazing bedside manner.

- Trunks has been around since no later than 1999, though there is no documentation of this evidence.

- It is oft rumored that Tweaker and Trunks are the same person, merely for the fact that to have two beings of such incredible power would seem to be dangerous for the well-being of the universe. While the chances of catastrophe are immense, it is not true, Tweaker and Trunks are indeed separate, divine individuals.

Realisation of the Truth

Disregard everything up there, Trunks sucks cocks.

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