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| + | '''Wedding Bell Blues''' is the 26th episode of ''[[Sonic Underground]]''. In America, it originally aired on the Sci-Fi Channel on Oct. 4, 1999. |
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− | '''Beginnings''' is the first episode of [[Sonic Underground]]. In America, it originally aired on the Sci-Fi Channel on Aug. 30, 1999.
| + | ==Transcript== |
− | ==Episode Script== | + | *[[Wedding Bell Blues (transcript)]] |
− | (Courtesy of [[The Sonic Zone]])
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− | Sonic Underground episode 1 - Wedding Bell Blues
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− | Queen Aleena: Queen Aleena here. Becoming the legitimate King of Mobius is
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− | Dr. Robotnik's deepest, most dangerous dream, which is soon
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− | to become Sonic Underground's nightmare...
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− | Sonic: Wow! Two doggies with the works, bud!
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− | Sonia: Chili-dogs? Now? Sonic, we're on an important mission!
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− | Manic: Important mission? You mean _after_ your hair appointment?
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− | Sonia: I mean my hair appointment! Appearance is important - to _most_
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− | people!
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− | Sonic: I know what you mean - I'm so cool! [with mouth full] I always look
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− | good!
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− | [Manic whistles as he steals some cards from the stand]
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− | Sonia: Ugh! Gross! Oh well, I guess that's to be expected from the lower
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− | classes...
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− | Sonic: I'd rather be low-class than no-class! Looks like we got a bad case
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− | of sticky-fingers!
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− | Manic: Hey, man, hey! Where I come from, you never know when you might need
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− | something!
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− | Sonic: Put 'em back!
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− | [Manic puts the cards back]
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− | Sonic: Cool move! Just leave them stay...
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− | Robotnik: Hear ye, citizens of Robotropolis. Be informed that tomorrow I, the
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− | great Robotnik, will be married to Queen Aleena herself! And because
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− | I am a kind, generous and caring tyrant, I will even allow [yawn]
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− | music to be played at this joyous event!
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− | Sonic: Did he say married?!
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− | Sonia: Did he say to the Queen?!
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− | Manic: Dude, did he say 'trap'? Or was it just too _obvious_ to mention?
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− | Sonia: Manic, you're right. There's no way Mother would marry someone she
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− | doesn't love with all her heart! And who could love...
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− | Sonic: A domineering old butt-head like Doc Botnik!
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− | All: Unless she were forced!!
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− | Sonic: Y'know, on second thought, if there's a chance in a million that Mom's
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− | there...
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− | Sonia: We have to be there too! And I think I know just the person who can
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− | get us in!
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− | Sonic and Manic: You don't mean...
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− | Sonia: Bartleby!
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− | Robotnik: Excellent! A fine day for snaring hedgehogs. But the cost of this
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− | bogus wedding is bankrupting me!
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− | Sleet: Yes, but it must look real, or the hedgehogs will smell the trap!
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− | Robotnik (turning round): Suggestions?
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− | Dingo: Er... cut off their noses?
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− | [Sleet hits Dingo]
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− | Sleet: Why not raise more tribute from one of your pathetically loyal nobles?
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− | Robotnik: Bartleby?
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− | Sleet: Precisely!
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− | Sonia: ACME carpet cleaners!
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− | Sonic: Okay, nobody's home! Let's go!
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− | Sonia: Wait-wait-wait!
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− | Bartleby: Sorry, my poor fellow, there must be some mistake...
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− | Sonia [removing disguise]: Bartleby, it's me!
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− | Bartleby: Sohnia? How delightful! Do come in!
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− | Sonia: Look, stay in the back room, both of you. As far as Bartleby's
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− | concerned you're rug cleaners, nothing more.
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− | Bartleby: Sonia daaarling, it's simply maaarvelous to see you. Although your
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− | ensemble leaves a bit to be desired... By the way, I hear your
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− | Mumsie's wedding will be tr‚s chic!
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− | Sonic: This guy is tr‚s bozo!
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− | Bartleby: I'm so glad your mother has finally come to her senses...
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− | Sonic: GRRRR!
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− | Bartleby: After all, given your disreputable brothers - and the unfortunate
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− | fact that all three of you are wanted criminals, your tarnished
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− | family needs a major polish!
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− | Sonic: One more word out of you, I'm gonna polish this floor with your face!
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− | Bartleby: Sonic? Sohnia, how could you let your ruffian brothers into my home?
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− | Sonia: Oh Bartleby sweetie, don't mind Sonic. He's just a little overwhelmed
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− | with the beautiful surroundings and all.
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− | Bartleby: Yes, they are quite nice aren't they?
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− | Sonia: And what all of us want most of all is for Mother's wedding to be
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− | perfect - which is where you, my sweet, can help.
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− | Bartleby: You know I'll do anything, my pet, anything for you.
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− | Sonic (noticing Manic stealing): Excuse me Manic, but you've just entered a
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− | No Shopping Zone!
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− | Manic: Hey, we could sell this stuff to a crooked a
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− | ntique dealer I know, and
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− | make a bundle for the resistance!
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− | Sonic: Toss it!
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− | [Manic tosses all the stolen goods up in the air]
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− | Sonia: In that case, dearest, all you have to do is volunteer to supply the
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− | music!
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− | Bartleby: Music? I don't know...
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− | [Sonia hugs Bartleby]
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− | Bartleby: Okay, so I do know!
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− | Manic: Do you think this guy is really cool?
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− | Sonic: I think we're about to find out...
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− | Sonia: This should get rid of that nasty spot, Sir!
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− | Bartleby: What spot? [noticing Sleet and Dingo] And be sure it does, miss.
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− | Ah, Sleet and Dingo!
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− | Sleet: Hello, Bottleby, you wart on the nose of society! It's tribute time
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− | again!
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− | Bartleby: What's that? Tribute? But... I... just...
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− | [The noise from the cleaning machines gets really loud]
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− | Dingo: Waaah!
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− | Sleet: Shut those machines off!
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− | [noise stops]
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− | Sleet: You know as well as I do that marrying a Queen is very expensive!
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− | Bartleby: But I'm not marrying the Queen!
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− | Sleet: But your lord and master is! Double tribute and I want it now!
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− | Bartleby: But... but...
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− | Sonia (whispering): Music...
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− | Bartleby: Ohhh, what if I pay half the tribute, and supply some very
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− | expensive musicians as well?
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− | Sleet: Hmm... done. Goodbye Burblebee! Come, Dingo.
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− | Sonia: Thanks, Bartleby!
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− | Sonia: Hmm, you're not half bad, you 'wart on the nose of society' you!
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− | Manic: Wow....
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− | Sonic: Wow - so this is the Royal home sweet home!
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− | Sonia: If Robotnik hadn't stolen it from Mother, that is!
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− | [Inside, the Sonic Underground get supplied with some instruments]
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− | Manic: Yuck!
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− | Sonic: What are we supposed to do with...
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− | Sonia: That will be all, thank you!
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− | [The hedgehogs dump all the instruments down a garbage chute, then spark
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− | their medallions and perform this episode's song, When Tomorrow Comes.]
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− | When tomorrow comes, we'll be walking in the sun,
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− | Na Na Na Na Na Na Naa Naa,
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− | Oh when tomorrow comes, we got nothing but fun
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− | Na Na Na Na Na Na Naa Naa,
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− | (hahahahaha)
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− | Ya when tomorrow comes,
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− | Oh when tomorrow comes,
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− | When tomorrow comes, we'll be walking in the sun,
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− | Na Na Na Na Na Na Naa Naa,
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− | When tomorrow comes!
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− | When tomorrow co-mes!
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− | Manic: Cool timing, dudes!
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− | Sonic: But of course! Let's hear that drum solo one more time!
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− | [Manic plays his drum solo]
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− | Sonic: I only had time to cover the North Wing - no sign of Mom yet!
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− | Sonia: Nobody saw you did they?
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− | Sonic: Someone see moi? The speed man? The speedster? The speed-meister?
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− | I don't think so!
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− | Robotnik: Play it forward, frame by frame.
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− | [video plays in slow motion]
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− | Robotnik: Stop. Take it back two frames.
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− | [video goes back two frames]
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− | Robotnik: Enhance.
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− | [Sonic appears on the video screen]
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− | Robotnik: Well, well Mr. Sonic Hedgehog. Before the sun sets today, you too
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− | will be walking down the aisle - to the Robotosizer! Hahahaha!
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− | [The hedgehogs are performing again when a robot arrives with a message]
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− | Sonia: According to this boys, no more rock & roll!
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− | Sonic: Well excuuuse us! Hey, is it hot in here or what? Man, this
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− | jacket's hot!
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− | [Sonic takes off his jacket and throws it over the hidden camera]
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− | Sonic: Okay. 1, 2, 1-2-3...
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− | Sonic: We gotta find Mom or find out what Robotnik's really up to! Any ideas?
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− | Manic: Dig this! [opens a secret passageway] Alright! Secret passageway,
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− | anyone?
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− | Sonic: Way to go, bro!
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− | Manic: So, let's do it!
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− | Sonia: Not so fast, Manic - it's a good idea, but it lacks style!
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− | Sonic: Style?
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− | [Sonia twirls into a new costume]
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− | Sonia: Style!
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− | Manic: Not bad, dudette, but now that you're all dressed up, where you gonna
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− | go?
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− | Sonia: While you explore the secret passageway, Sonic can check outside -
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− | while I bluff my way into the bridal chamber!
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− | Sonic: Ho-ho, sis, you got style by the mile! Meet you back here when we're
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− | all a little older and wiser!
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− | Robotnik: So, the hedgehogs are here - which is exactly what we wanted. What
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− | have you got?
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− | Sleet: A special trap for the fast one!
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− | Robotnik: Which is?
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− | Sleet: Hehe, something he can't resist!
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− | Sleet: Alright, we'll set up here.
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− | [Sleet morphs Dingo into a chili-dog stand and pours the chili into it]
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− | Dingo: Ouch! This stuff's hot!
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− | Sleet: Oh Dingo, you're such a
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− | cry-baby! To catch a mouse you use cheese, but
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− | to catch a hedgehog, you must use...
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− | Sonic: Chili-dogs! Primo supremo! Gimme a triple banger with quadruple chili,
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− | extra spicy!
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− | Sleet: Yes Sir! Coming right up!
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− | Sonic: Awesome concoction, my good man! This is what I call a chili-dog!
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− | Sleet: Oh, I almost forgot, there's one more thing.
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− | Sonic: Really? What?
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− | Sleet: Giant Venus Flytrap!
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− | [Sleet morphs Dingo into a giant venus flytrap, which eats Sonic!]
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− | Sonic: But I didn't order a Giant Venus Flytrap! Must be one of those
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− | super-meal promotions.
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− | [vines start grabbing Sonic's limbs and restricting his movement]
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− | Sonic: Whoah! Oh man, I hate to do this! Oh well, for Mom and country!
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− | Chili-bombs away!
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− | Sonic: Hate to not eat and run, but so it goes!
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− | Manic: Wow, one of these may lead to the bridal chamber - and there's only
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− | one way to scope it! Time to lose this costume!
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− | [Robotnik is trying on some sort of metallic girdle]
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− | Robotnik: Ah, now that's what I call a kingly physique!
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− | Manic: Uh-oh! Wipeout!
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− | [girdle bursts, throwing Robotnik back]
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− | Sonia: Mother?
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− | Manic: Cool!
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− | Sonic: Whoa, that looks like the bridal chamber - and that looks like an
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− | actual... bride?
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− | Manic: Ma, you're not really gonna marry that ugly dude Robotnik, are you?
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− | Dingo [high voice]: Actually, my darling children, I can't!
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− | [real voice]: Because I'm already married to my job!
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− | Sonia: Oh, thank goodness it's only a trap.
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− | All: A TRAP?!
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− | Sleet: SWATBots! Seize them!
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− | Sonia: SLEET! How dare you allow that Dingo thing to impersonate the Queen?
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− | Sleet: That's nothing, check out what he's impersonating now!
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− | [Sleet morphs Dingo into a snake-thing, and he captures Sonia!]
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− | Sonia: AAH! Let me go, you no-good...
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− | Sonic: Sonia! [dodging lasers] That all you got? [more lasers] Ooh! Me and my
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− | big mouth!
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− | Manic: Sonic! Over here!
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− | [Manic is throwing more stolen goods at the SWATBots]
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− | Sonic: Manic! I thought I told you...
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− | Manic: Like I said, you never know
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− | when this kind of stuff is gonna come in handy!
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− | Sonic: So where's the secret passageway?
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− | Manic: Behind those bots. The light activates it.
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− | Sonic: No problemo! Special delivery for SWATbutts!
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− | Manic: Hey, watch the hatch!
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− | Sonia: No, No, No! I refuse to be named crowned princess, successor
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− | to the throne!
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− | Bartleby: But sweetikins, don't you see? By her continued abscense your
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− | mother has given up her right to rule! You have to take her place!
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− | Sonia: My mother's abscense is because of HIS presence!
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− | Robotnik: If it's my fault you are missing a mother, I will remedy that lack,
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− | by adopting you, our new crowned princess, as my daughter. In fact,
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− | you may call me 'Dad'.
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− | Sonia: AAAAAAA!
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− | Sleet: (ahem) Honored Guests! We have a slight change in schedule. Instead
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− | of a wedding, you shall witness the adoption of crowned princess Sonia,
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− | by our beloved leader, Doctor (and soon to be King) Robotnik!
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− | [crowd gasp]
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− | Bartleby: Unless, of course, Queen Aleena fulfils the ancient law, and proves
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− | she has not abandoned the throne!
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− | Sonic: There's too many SWATbots to rush the stage. We need a diversion...
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− | Manic: Got it!
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− | Sonic: Got what?
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− | Manic: You'll know it when you see it! Gotta jam!
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− | Manic: Oh, oh - this is definately me!
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− | Sonia: Sonic, Manic, where are you?
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− | Sonic: Any time, Manic...
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− | Manic: Hey, hey, watch the dress guys, it wrinkles!
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− | Sleet: And, with the continued abscense of Queen Aleena, it is decreed that
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− | Princess Sonia shall rule in her stead.
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− | Sonic: We're running out of time here Manic..;.
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− | Manic: [picks lock] Excellent! Still got the touch! Haha!
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− | Bartleby: With this crown, Princess Sohnia...
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− | Queen Aleena: Halt! I forbid this ceremony!
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− | Sonia: About time guys!
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− | Sonic: Nice going Manic! Lovely frock!
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− | Bartleby: The Royal Sceptre! It's the Queen! [faints]
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− | Sonia: My hero (!)
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− | Robotnik: No! It can't be!
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− | Queen Aleena: You are a blight upon our land, Robotnik! I, Queen Aleena, shall
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− | never abandon Mobius, or her children, as long as I may live!
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− | Crowd: Long live the Queen! Long live the Quee
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− | n! Long live the Queen!
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− | Long live the Queen!
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− | Robotnik: SWATBots! Seize her!
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− | Sleet: Blast that door open!
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− | Robotnik: Hedgehog, you're defeated. Admit it!
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− | Sonic: Only if you catch me! [rolls Robotnik in the carpet]
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− | Sonic: One Borito El Grosso coming right up!
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− | [SWATBots are firing lasers everywhere]
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− | Sonic: I just love these family get-togethers! Don't you?
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− | Sonia: You're the best! But where's Manic?
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− | Sonic: Milking his balcony scene to the max!
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− | Sonia: That was Manic? Unbelievable! [laser fire intensifies]
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− | Er... maybe we should go!
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− | Dingo: There she is!
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− | Sleet: It is over, Your Majesty. You're coming with us!
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− | Robotnik: Well, well, well. Your children may have escaped, Queen Aleena, but
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− | at least I have you! [pulls hood down revealing it's only a dummy]
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− | Sleet, you idiot!
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− | Sleet: No Sire, I am the caniving one, Dingo is the idiot!
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− | Sonia: Brilliant work guys!
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− | Manic: Which part?
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− | Sonia: Your impersonation of Mother! What else?
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− | Sonic: It sure was, Manic, exceptional job!
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− | Manic: So kind, but - I never made it! I thought it was you!
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− | Sonia: Wait a minute - if it wasn't Manic, or Sonic...
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− | Sonic: Then it had to be...
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− | Sonia: Mother?
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− | Manic: Wow!
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− | Queen Aleena: The nightmare has been averted, but a long darkness still
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− | remains before our freedom's dawn.
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− | Robotnik: Perhaps a few days in the dungeons will give both of you time to
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− | reflect on your shortcomings! Take them away!
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− | Sleet: I want my own cell!
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− | Dingo: No, Sleet, please! When I'm alone I get scared of the dark!
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