Xkeeper

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XKeeper (Including capital K), also known as Special K is an asian teenager that believes he knows how to use the internet. He was befriended by Tweaker in early 2007 after Alexis left the community and no one else knew what PHP was.

Accomplishments

• Changed a few characters in the PHP source of the forums
• Learned how to center text in HTML
• Banned over 4,388 people. 99% of which have been reversed by Tweaker and Scarred Sun.
• Had sex with several men on webcam.
• Ripped off ScarletIRCd and created IRC bot after he saw x64's seemless IRCd/forum integration.
• Ate his own cum.
• Became webmaster of http://www.xkeeper.com
• Created
  
  Activity Polygon, a useless web-based emulation of the childhood game Spirograph.

Sex

XKeeper was found having sex with hampsters, raccoons, and black women outside of the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco, CA. He was last seen consuming Scarred Sun International Sissy Ass Cookies and drinking a jug of Damian's Grove muscle juice.

Penis Size

XKeeper is the only member of Sonic Retro with a penis size smaller than Tweaker's.

Community Opinion

SonicTweaker:  Xkeeper is really pissing me off.
SonicTweaker:  Almost as much as stealth.. No matter how old these fucks are, they will never mature.
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SonicTweaker:  I can't believe we adminned this asshole.
DarkSide Comma:  I heard he was going out with Wetflame.
Big Starbyte:  Thats what I heard.
ymtx81z:  i don't think xkeeper is awesome at all.  I think he needs to die in a fire.
Big Starbyte:  WITH COCKS UP HIS ASS
SonicTweaker:  I think his mom died the other day.  If she really did I'm going to laugh.
DarkSide Comma:  oh man.. xkeeper's mom dying in a fire! 
SonicTweaker:  I wish.
ymtx81z:  no i wish.
GerbilSoft:  i put my tor client in his pasta.  im going to see if he notices
SonicTweaker:  If i had his address, I would either go over there and tell his mom he's gay and chatting with old men or go there and take a shit on his porch.
ymtx81z:  i thought his mom was dead
SonicTweaker:  She will be when i'm done with her.

External links

• Jul, my forum
• xkeeper.shacknet.nu, my homepage