Difference between revisions of "Xkeeper"

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Tweaker: We need somebody who can do PHP shit. Know anybody?
And so here I am.

I code shit on the forum. I code shit on the wiki. And occasionally, I code shit for boredom. Like the

wiki activity graph.

Accomplishments

Added a hack to the post recounting feature that makes it ignore trial members
Fixed some other admin panel crap
Took over the forum
Changed names of users en-masse to get rid of Login/Display Name problem
Added Wiki-Edit counter to the forum
Set up an IRC bot to report events on Sonic Retro.
Enforced reign of terror with iron fist
Created a tag specifically for displaying information of forum users
Some other bits and tids around the place.
Created
Activity Polygon, a small chart to show some activity information

Total Lamerscore™: 1,336L. Blast it. So close.

In terms of sonic-related accomplishments, nothing. I don't hack Sonic or do much of anything with it other than die. Cuz I suck at Sonic games. Seriously.

External links

Jul, my forum
xkeeper.shacknet.nu, my homepage

Uhhh

One of these days I should probably reformat this article, or at least write some form of introduction that isn't basically "hey guys whatsup". Yeah.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TEST THINGS? PEOPLE DIE. THEY DIE, MAN. FOREVER. WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK?????????? MORE TESTING IS REQUIRED

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-'''XKeeper''' (Including capital K), also known as ''Special K'' is an asian teenager that believes he knows how to use the internet.  He was befriended by [[Tweaker]] in early 2007 after [[Alexis]] left the community and no one else knew what PHP was.
+''Tweaker: We need somebody who can do PHP shit. Know anybody?''
+<br />And so here I am.
+I code shit on the forum. I code shit on the wiki. And occasionally, I code shit for boredom. Like the {{LinkRetro|topic=11583|title=wiki activity graph}}.
 == Accomplishments ==
-* Changed a few characters in the PHP source of the forums
+* Added a hack to the post recounting feature that makes it ignore trial members
-* Learned how to center text in HTML
+* Fixed some other admin panel crap
-* Banned over 4,388 people.  99% of which have been reversed by [[Tweaker]] and [[Scarred Sun]].
+* <small>Took over the forum</small>
-* Had sex with several men on webcam.
+* Changed names of users en-masse to get rid of Login/Display Name problem
-* Ripped off ScarletIRCd and created [[Tina|IRC bot]] after he saw [[x64]]'s seemless IRCd/forum integration.
+* Added Wiki-Edit counter to the forum
-* Ate his own cum.
+* Set up an [[Tina|IRC bot]] to report events on Sonic Retro.
-* Became webmaster of [http://www.xkeeper.com http://www.xkeeper.com]
+* <small>Enforced reign of terror with iron fist</small>
-* Created {{LinkRetro|topic=11749|title=Activity Polygon}}, a useless web-based emulation of the childhood game Spirograph.
+* Created a tag specifically for displaying information of [[Xkeeper/forumuser|forum users]]
+* Some other bits and tids around the place.
+* Created {{LinkRetro|topic=11749|title=Activity Polygon}}, a small chart to show some activity information
-== Sex ==
+Total '''Lamerscore&trade;''': 1,336L. ''Blast it.'' So close.
-XKeeper was found having sex with hampsters, raccoons, and black women outside of the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco, CA.  He was last seen consuming Scarred Sun International Sissy Ass Cookies and drinking a jug of Damian's Grove muscle juice.
+In terms of sonic-related accomplishments, nothing. I don't hack Sonic or do much of anything with it other than die. Cuz I suck at Sonic games. Seriously.
-== Penis Size ==
+== External links ==
+*[http://jul.rustedlogic.net Jul], my forum
-XKeeper is the only member of Sonic Retro with a penis size smaller than Tweaker's.
+*[http://xkeeper.shacknet.nu:5 xkeeper.shacknet.nu], my homepage
-== Community Opinion ==
-<pre>
+== Uhhh ==
-SonicTweaker:  Xkeeper is really pissing me off.
+One of these days I should probably reformat this article, or at least write some form of introduction that isn't basically "hey guys whatsup". Yeah.
-SonicTweaker:  Almost as much as stealth.. No matter how old these fucks are, they will never mature.
-...
-SonicTweaker:  I can't believe we adminned this asshole.
-DarkSide Comma:  I heard he was going out with Wetflame.
-Big Starbyte:  Thats what I heard.
-ymtx81z:  i don't think xkeeper is awesome at all.  I think he needs to die in a fire.
-Big Starbyte:  WITH COCKS UP HIS ASS
-SonicTweaker:  I think his mom died the other day.  If she really did I'm going to laugh.
-DarkSide Comma:  oh man.. xkeeper's mom dying in a fire!
-SonicTweaker:  I wish.
-ymtx81z:  no i wish.
-GerbilSoft:  i put my tor client in his pasta.  im going to see if he notices
-SonicTweaker:  If i had his address, I would either go over there and tell his mom he's gay and chatting with old men or go there and take a shit on his porch.
-ymtx81z:  i thought his mom was dead
-SonicTweaker:  She will be when i'm done with her.
-</pre>
-== External links ==
+YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TEST THINGS?
-*[http://jul.rustedlogic.net Jul], my forum
+PEOPLE '''DIE'''.
-*[http://xkeeper.shacknet.nu:5 xkeeper.shacknet.nu], my homepage
+THEY '''''DIE''''', MAN. FOREVER.
+WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK??????????
+MORE TESTING IS REQUIRED
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Uhhh