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''Tweaker: We need somebody who can do PHP shit. Know anybody?''
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'''XKeeper''' (Including capital K), also known as ''Special K'' is an asian teenager that believes he knows how to use the internet.  He was befriended by [[Tweaker]] in early 2007 after [[Alexis]] left the community and no one else knew what PHP was.
<br />And so here I am.
 
  
I code shit on the forum. I code shit on the wiki. And occasionally, I code shit for boredom. Like the {{LinkRetro|topic=11583|title=wiki activity graph}}.
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== Accomplishments ==
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* Changed a few characters in the PHP source of the forums
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* Learned how to center text in HTML
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* Banned over 4,388 people.  99% of which have been reversed by [[Tweaker]] and [[Scarred Sun]].
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* Had sex with several men on webcam.
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* Ripped off ScarletIRCd and created [[Tina|IRC bot]] after he saw [[x64]]'s seemless IRCd/forum integration.
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* Ate his own cum.
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* Became webmaster of [http://www.xkeeper.com http://www.xkeeper.com]
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* Created {{LinkRetro|topic=11749|title=Activity Polygon}}, a useless web-based emulation of the childhood game Spirograph.
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== Sex ==
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XKeeper was found having sex with hampsters, raccoons, and black women outside of the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco, CA.  He was last seen consuming Scarred Sun International Sissy Ass Cookies and drinking a jug of Damian's Grove muscle juice.
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== Penis Size ==
  
== Accomplishments ==
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XKeeper is the only member of Sonic Retro with a penis size smaller than Tweaker's.
* Added a hack to the post recounting feature that makes it ignore trial members
 
* Fixed some other admin panel crap
 
* <small>Took over the forum</small>
 
* Changed names of users en-masse to get rid of Login/Display Name problem
 
* Added Wiki-Edit counter to the forum
 
* Set up an [[Tina|IRC bot]] to report events on Sonic Retro.
 
* <small>Enforced reign of terror with iron fist</small>
 
* Created a tag specifically for displaying information of [[Xkeeper/forumuser|forum users]]
 
* Some other bits and tids around the place.
 
* Created {{LinkRetro|topic=11749|title=Activity Polygon}}, a small chart to show some activity information
 
  
Total '''Lamerscore&trade;''': 1,336L. ''Blast it.'' So close.
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== Community Opinion ==
  
In terms of sonic-related accomplishments, nothing. I don't hack Sonic or do much of anything with it other than die. Cuz I suck at Sonic games. Seriously.
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SonicTweaker:  Xkeeper is really pissing me off.
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SonicTweaker:  Almost as much as stealth.. No matter how old these fucks are, they will never mature.
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SonicTweaker:  I can't believe we adminned this asshole.
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DarkSide Comma:  I heard he was going out with Wetflame.
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Big Starbyte:  Thats what I heard.
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ymtx81z:  i don't think xkeeper is awesome at all.  I think he needs to die in a fire.
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Big Starbyte:  WITH COCKS UP HIS ASS
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SonicTweaker:  I think his mom died the other day.  If she really did I'm going to laugh.
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DarkSide Comma:  oh man.. xkeeper's mom dying in a fire!
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SonicTweaker:  I wish.
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ymtx81z:  no i wish.
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GerbilSoft:  i put my tor client in his pasta. im going to see if he notices
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SonicTweaker:  If i had his address, I would either go over there and tell his mom he's gay and chatting with old men or go there and take a shit on his porch.
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ymtx81z:  i thought his mom was dead
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SonicTweaker:  She will be when i'm done with her.
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== External links ==
 
== External links ==
 
*[http://jul.rustedlogic.net Jul], my forum
 
*[http://jul.rustedlogic.net Jul], my forum
 
*[http://xkeeper.shacknet.nu:5 xkeeper.shacknet.nu], my homepage
 
*[http://xkeeper.shacknet.nu:5 xkeeper.shacknet.nu], my homepage
 
 
== Uhhh ==
 
One of these days I should probably reformat this article, or at least write some form of introduction that isn't basically "hey guys whatsup". Yeah.
 
 
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TEST THINGS?
 
PEOPLE '''DIE'''.
 
THEY '''''DIE''''', MAN. FOREVER.
 
WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK??????????
 
MORE TESTING IS REQUIRED
 
  
 
[[Category:Sceners]]
 
[[Category:Sceners]]

Revision as of 22:01, 14 April 2009

<forumuser name="Xkeeper" type="game" />

XKeeper (Including capital K), also known as Special K is an asian teenager that believes he knows how to use the internet. He was befriended by Tweaker in early 2007 after Alexis left the community and no one else knew what PHP was.

Accomplishments

  • Changed a few characters in the PHP source of the forums
  • Learned how to center text in HTML
  • Banned over 4,388 people. 99% of which have been reversed by Tweaker and Scarred Sun.
  • Had sex with several men on webcam.
  • Ripped off ScarletIRCd and created IRC bot after he saw x64's seemless IRCd/forum integration.
  • Ate his own cum.
  • Became webmaster of http://www.xkeeper.com
  • Created
    Sonic Retro
    Activity Polygon
    , a useless web-based emulation of the childhood game Spirograph.

Sex

XKeeper was found having sex with hampsters, raccoons, and black women outside of the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco, CA. He was last seen consuming Scarred Sun International Sissy Ass Cookies and drinking a jug of Damian's Grove muscle juice.

Penis Size

XKeeper is the only member of Sonic Retro with a penis size smaller than Tweaker's.

Community Opinion

SonicTweaker:  Xkeeper is really pissing me off.
SonicTweaker:  Almost as much as stealth.. No matter how old these fucks are, they will never mature.
...
SonicTweaker:  I can't believe we adminned this asshole.
DarkSide Comma:  I heard he was going out with Wetflame.
Big Starbyte:  Thats what I heard.
ymtx81z:  i don't think xkeeper is awesome at all.  I think he needs to die in a fire.
Big Starbyte:  WITH COCKS UP HIS ASS
SonicTweaker:  I think his mom died the other day.  If she really did I'm going to laugh.
DarkSide Comma:  oh man.. xkeeper's mom dying in a fire! 
SonicTweaker:  I wish.
ymtx81z:  no i wish.
GerbilSoft:  i put my tor client in his pasta.  im going to see if he notices
SonicTweaker:  If i had his address, I would either go over there and tell his mom he's gay and chatting with old men or go there and take a shit on his porch.
ymtx81z:  i thought his mom was dead
SonicTweaker:  She will be when i'm done with her.

External links