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<forumuser name="Ironfist" /> Ironfist is a member of Sonic Retro. He is a likable guy if you can get over the fact he is somewhat of a troll and quite random at times. Ironfist has a tendency to be very selfless and likes everyone he meets right off the bat. He loves all of you, each and everyone one <3. He is also 15 years old and has a somewhat HIGH PITCHED VOICE (according to Tweaker) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH. He is currently working on a hacking project with Naldrag.


Die Geschichte der Eisernenfaust

The details of Ironfist's discovery of Sonic Retro are, regrettably, lost to time. All that can be remember is that it was somehow Naldrag and Tarheeltim's fault, so if you must blame somebody, blame those two. After he signed up he proceeded to create an awful validation topic, wherein he stated the reason he should be validated is because he had fists, of iron (which he still thinks is a pretty damn good reason), needless to say, it didn't exactly "fly". The thought of Retro soon left his mind. And it wasn't until some time later when Retro firmly planted it's fat ass into his life. You see, Ironfist had gotten an email from Sonic Retro about some trial membership or some kind of bullshit like that. Regardless, Ironfist's reaction to the email was something akin to "lolwut" and he moved the fuck on, except Sonic Retro would never leave his mind. A few weeks, or months, or even years after the email, Ironfist returned to Badnik and #retro, where he got reacquainted with the members and, after a week or so, asked ScarredSun if he could make another validation topic, to which she replied, "NO" "Yes". And so he did, but this time it was well thought out, and by the next day, he had been promoted to full member status, completely skipping trial member. (PLEASE NOTE IRONFIST WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO PROMOTED HIM SO HE COULD GIVE THEM A GREAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUG :3)

Zájmy

Ironfist is interested in Sonic. (MOTHERFUCKING PLOT TWIST) He also enjoys Metroid, Zelda and, Mario.


Звучни филм?

Ironfist is currently writing a script for a Sonic Movie, and he wants people to read it when he is done, so like, get in contact with him you fucks :(


Ystävät

Didn't you fucking read the first paragraph? Ironfist likes everyone. However, there are a few people Ironfist is particularly "fond" of. These people are as follows. Commadoo, Tweaker, Tongara, x64, Aquaslash, SOTI, MathUser, CyberKitsune, Naldrag, Tarheeltim, Skaarg, Flygon, Xkeeper, Scarred Sun, Ayla, Toby, EnzoAquarius, and some people I might have missed.


IT WOULD DO YOU GOOD TO GET ON THIS LIST AS BEING ON THIS LIST IS A SIGN OF HIGH SOCIAL STATUS, AND BEING ON THIS LIST CAN GET YOU INTO SOME ROCKIN' PARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conclusion

"And here we are boy, the end of our world as we know it, us humans were fools boy, do you understand?"

"I think I do sir."

All we have left are these stories boy. Stories about people who lived in a better time. How I envy them."

"Sir, hope is not lost, we can bring us, our race, to the righteous species we once were"

"Listen, boy. This is all we have left! This is it! Read the damned stories, read the damned stories and dream you were in their time."

"I prefer to dream about the future sir, for the future is not set in stone, unlike the past which can never be changed."

"You do that boy. You can go out and dream about impossibilities. I, however, will stay here, and read about this Ironfist and the other people who inhabited this website, looking for clues as to what we took away from ourselves. Just remember, dreaming is what got us into this mess, doubtful it will get us out."

With that, Boy left, and Sir returned to the article entitled Ironfist. He started to reread it, and consequently, started to dream. Not of the future, but of the past.


THE END