Segfault Sammy

Apparently, Segfault Sammy is the only one who wasn't busy jacking off to drawn pictures of naked Japanese people during middle school. According to IRC chat logs, you oxygen-starved neanderthals can't speak proper English, code any kind of self-balancing binary tree, compute a line integral, construct an effective argument, or even remake a game without hiding a keylogger in it.

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