Segfault Sammy

Apparently, Segfault Sammy is the only one who wasn't busy jacking off to drawn pictures of naked Japanese people during middle school. According to IRC chat logs, you oxygen-starved neanderthals can't speak proper English, code any kind of self-balancing binary tree, compute a line integral, construct an effective argument, or even remake a game without hiding a keylogger in it. ---Segfault Sammy 18:37, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Dear contributor: Thank you for submitting your comments to our Wiki. To save time, we are enclosing two rejection slips: One for this post, and one for the next post you send us. ---GerbilSoft 19:36, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Please, you're too kind. You can call me, "Sir."

I don't need a timestamp because my existence is constant with respect to time. I am the alpha and the omega.

) Your God has some Skip List code to grade. Peace out, bitches! :)