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<forumuser name="Dan Genesis" /> Dan Genesis (real name Dan Heiney, commonly referred to as simply "Dan") is among the most avid of Sonic fans, and has since '98 has done his best to collect every Sonic game and issue of Sonic the Hedgehog Archie comics. Dan has spent the past 10 years studying the mechanics of games of various series, and has studied the layouts of levels to effectively describe the vibrant and varied environments.

Dan was the winner of the community's Blue Sphere tournament at level 3001 with a 300 perfect streak.

Personality(ies) & Alieses

Dan has no one set personality, but he does show several traits that have been clumped under various personas. The major ones are listed below

Dan Genesis

Of course, there is his dominant personality, which is at core, analytical. Dan also considers anyone who hates literature a foe, and such people must learn to watch their backs.

Chaos Von Gin

The calculating, neutralistic side of Dan's character, Master Genesis reflects an open-mindedness that often leaves both sides of a story guilty of something. This personality comes forth mostly in touchy subjects like religion.

Zippy Meister

The free-willed, free-flowing side to Dan, Zippy is at times like a cross between classics like Paul McCartney and Keith Richards and hard-hitting brutality like Dave Mustain and Skwisgaar Skwigelf. This personality is usually pretty laid back, but when push comes to shove, he doesn't like losing.

Hack

An older side to Dan, Hack is a gamer from the inside out. If games were capable of being sustinance, Hack would be one fat bastard.

Pengiuno

Probably the strangest side to Dan, Penguino is obsessed with penguins to the point of thinking he is one.

General Jorgen Mörder

Probably Dan's most violent side, Jorgen Mörder is prone to fits of gunning people down, hanging people upside-down, and just plain old punching them for candy. Hell, his last name even means 'Murderer'!

Sonic Retro

Dan's claim to fame on Sonic Retro is expansion and creation of various articles, usually in the form of describing the stage's appearance. Dan is also a self-proclaimed Music Guru, and has worked on several articles in the 'Music' section of the site.

Joining in late March of 2008, Dan frequented the message boards throughout much of the year, making comments on several topics (though not always in a constructive manner). In late December, however, his visits hit rock bottom, rarely even checking the main page. With the end of the school year comming up, his visits are expected to be increasing in number.

Trivia

Dan is:

  • A Writer
  • A Guitarist
  • A Lyricist
  • A Linguist
  • An Artist
  • A (self-proclaimed) Music Guru
  • A Gamer
  • In desperate need of a spell checker

Dan Can:

  • Rhyme
  • Sing death metal
  • write lyrics and novels
  • Draw landscapes
  • Kick Ass At video games
  • Repeatedly and consistently misspell 'referred' as 'refferred' without realizing it.

Dan Likes:

  • Cheese
  • Music
  • Food
  • Women
  • Games
  • Books
  • Writing
  • Art
  • Language
  • Drawing/Sketching

Quotes

  • CHEESE ME!
  • RISE MY PENGUIN ARMY!
  • ALL HAIL THE LORD AND MASTER, DAVE MUSTAINE!
  • Respect the penguins. Respect them all.
  • [after being asked what pet he would like]: I want a penguin. That would be awesome. I would name him Penguino!
  • Jason, no birthday dance!
  • [In response to being called 'crazy' or 'insane']: Of course. Otherwise I never would have made it through the sixth grade.
  • [In response to being told something he could care less about]: And I care because......?
  • [From his talent show act at Kamp Koinonia]: Well... I don't have a script... I forgot my lines... I have no idea what I'm going to do...
  • [From an FAQs video by Youtube User Guitarmasterx7]
GMX7: I wasn't wearing any pants when I came here... why the hell am I wearing pants?
Disembodied voice: *needless blathering*
GMX7: Wait, did you put me in pants? You don't just put someone in pants!
  • [From X-Gear based side-project novel]: One of the most depressing things in the world is watching a bird have its wings clipped and it thrown in a cage, never again to soar with its commrades who care for it.
  • There are certain things you can't say in a forum. Claiming the admins to be ignorant fucks is one of those things.
  • Never listen to what the voices are telling you when you're half-asleep. It's never a good idea.
  • Never trust the Japanese to go easy on the fanservice. They will betray your trust every time. Especially with an anime that has anything to do with maids.

The Hit List

Dan has recently added a hit list to his Forum Signature (inspired by Hez's Hate List). This list comprises of people who paticularly piss him off, and people he would actually like to see dead (yes, they are that bad). The list is currently as follows:

Name Reason for addition to list
Xr3alex100900 Being an immature, arrogant bastard that goes into streams and spams, sometimes morally offending people in the process, then calls them gay for having rules against it; repeated use of the words 'fuck' and 'douche' (Alex, if you're reading this, grow up)
ursexonlegs Voided. Target Neutralized.
SirSpamz Removed due to quitting spamming and coming up with a brilliant RickRoll trick..
legoairmailspammer Voided. Target Neutralized.
thespammer321 Voided. Target Neutralized.
toughassmotherfucker Thinks he can get away with being a 'punch your nose in for fun' breed of dick; Needs to learn to talk without shouting all the damn time;
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL Typing in short, all caps bursts, turning what is one comment into five; repeated use of the racial slur 'cracka'; general immaturity
GundamExilion00 Stole a video from my friend KamuiGuardian; Claimed he and his cousin made it; Took the video down and deleted my comments on his channel like a coward so that people can't see him for what he really is
Hivebrain He's not on the list anymore because I'm bored.
Flare Created a childhood-raping image of Sonic. UNFORGIVABLE!
roflsonicisapussy and clone accounts Ignorant troll who is capable of posting nothing but "fuck sonic the niggerhog" on any Sonic related video.