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Robotnik: ''I have designed you to be the ultimate in hedgehog hunters. And now, to make you twice as inventive, I'm gonna clone you!''
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Robotnik: ''I have designed you to be the ultimate in hedgehog hunters. And now, to make you twice as effective, I'm gonna clone you!''
  
Scratch: ''Clone me?! Will it hurt I can't stand pain!''
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Scratch: ''Clone me?! Will it hurt? I can't stand pain!''
  
 
[He retreats his head into his body in fear, shaking. Robotnik looks at him, double-thinking his idea.]
 
[He retreats his head into his body in fear, shaking. Robotnik looks at him, double-thinking his idea.]

Revision as of 03:18, 17 February 2009

This is the English transcript of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode The Super Special Sonic Search And Smash Squad!‎.


[ Sonic is running up a mountain path at a very quick pace, then runs down again. He takes a quick corner near a steep cliff. He eventually makes it to the ground and runs along a path. Tails catches up to him, flying with his tails. He waves at Sonic and shakes his hands. He lets go as Sonic suddenly stops and goes into a spindash. Tails covers his eyes as Sonic suddenly dashes off at a very fast speed, causing the pathway to lift off the ground as he passes by.]

Tails: Hey Sonic, wait up!

[Tails charges up with his tails and speeds up, chasing down Sonic. Sonic, meanwhile, stops at a dark-looking tree on top of a hill. Tails catches up.]

Sonic: Civilization.

Tails: Boy, I thought we'd never find it.

[They are overlooking other hills and a city in the far distance. Behind the two, Scratch is hiding in an artificial bush. Scratch pokes out his head, with a communication headset on.]

Scratch: I'm ready, are you ready?

[ Grounder is nearby, with a communication headset as well, manning a portable control panel with a big red button.]

Grounder: Ready...uh...tell me what I'm ready for.

Scratch: Spring the trap!

Grounder: I knew that!

[He presses the button on his panel, which springs two hands from the tree, grabbing Sonic and Tails and suspending them in the air. Scratch and Grounder walk over to the tree.]

Scratch: We got ya, hedgehog!

Grounder: Yeah! The chase is over!

[They start dancing with joy.]

Scratch/Grounder: We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!

Sonic: Hold it guys, you don't want to do this.

Scratch: Oh, don't we?

Sonic: We may do much to each other.

Grounder: We do?

Sonic: Yeah, don't you remember how we first met?

Grounder: Nope.

Sonic: Well, it all started before you were born.

[Enter a flashback. Sonic and Tails are standing on the outskirts of an abandoned village.]

Sonic: *narrating* Tails and I had come to this deserted village...

Tails: Where is everybody?

[A citizen in a second-floor house pokes out of their window.]

Citizen: We're hiding, and if you have any sense, you'll hide too!

[The citizen closes the window covers and goes back to their cover. A zipper closes the window covers and a lock shuts it even more.]

Tails: Hiding? What from?

[The ground shakes as Sonic and Tails look over and see a large bot with a spiked vest ripping off an entire wall from a house. He walks in and points at a dog hiding behind a chair.]

Bot: Hey lady! Which way is the bounty hunter's convention?

[The dog screams in fear and runs away.]

Bot: Hmm, people aren't really friendly in this town. Guess I'll just have to find it myself.

[He crashes through the wall behind the couch and continues on. Sonic and Tails hide behind a broken wall.]

Tails: What's a bounty hunter's convention?

Sonic: A party for bad guys, Tails, and I'm gonna crash it.

[In a plain area, a tent is set up with a flag on-top, depicting a globe in a hand-vice. It is very windy. Robotnik is addressing a large group of bots in attendance on a stage (many of which are modelled after bots from Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine).]

Robotnik: I've called you all together because you're the worst assortment of low-life mercenaries I've ever made! You're mean! You're malicious! You're my kind of rotten!

[The bots cheer with joy. Sonic and Tails, meanwhile, has found the convention and listen in on Robotnik from outside. They sneak a peak inside through a curtain.]

Robotnik: Ever since I launched my ingenious plan to conquer the planet Mobius, one trouble-making teenager has made me tear every hair from my beautiful head!

[Robotnik takes out a remote, pressing a button that moves a curtain behind him, showing a large photo of Sonic. The audience boos.]

Robotnik: You took the words right out of my mouth! I hate that hedgehog!

[He shows his teeth, which have the word 'HATE' written on them, and they crack.]

Robotnik: He ruins my schemes.

[The audience continues to boo. Sonic has found a free seat in the middle of the audience and listens in, nobody notices him. Sonic boos to fit in.]

Robotnik: He escapes my traps!

[The audience boos again. Somebody throws a tomato at Sonic's picture, narrowly missing Robotnik's head.]

Robotnik: He helps nice people.

[A sign pops out of Robotnik's head stating 'Booo!'. The audience boos again, with Sonic standing in his seat booing as well.]

Robotnik: But no more! No more! I am hereby declaring Sonic the Hedgehog as Mobius' most wanted fugitive.

[The words 'WANTED' appear over Sonic's photo.]

Robotnik: To ensure his immediate capture, I am offering you the biggest reward in bounty hunter history...

[He presses his remote again. The phrase: 'REWARD 1,000,000,000 !!!' comes up.]

Robotnik: One billion Mobiums! Alive or otherwise!

Sonic: Question from the crowd.

[Robotnik looks at the audience in anger.]

Robotnik: What is it?!

[The bots in the audience look at Sonic in surprise, then anger.]

Sonic: I'm worth way more than that!

[Robotnik's head turns red as he sees Sonic. The top of his head explodes with smoke.]

Robotnik: There he is! Get him! I want that hedgehog!

Sonic: Whoa!

[The two bots beside Sonic stand up and try to beat him up in a flurry of smoke cover, but they fail as Sonic escapes with a spindash, then dropkicks Robotnik to the ground. He grabs Robotnik's moustache and taps his foot on the ground.]

Sonic: I'm waiting.

[He pulls the moustache and lets go, causing Robotnik great pain. He smiles triumphantly while Robotnik starts crying a waterfall. The crowd starts running at the stage.]

Robotnik: Get him! Get him!!

[The crowd continues at the stage.]

Crowd: We got him! We got him!

[Sonic charges up and dashes away. Robotnik attempts to grab him before he leaves the stage, but he can't grab him in time. Sonic dashes through the crowd, going underneath their legs and tripping various bots. He stops at a large green bot and holds his hand up at it while pointing elsewhere.]

Sonic: I'm over there.

[The bot looks over as Sonic runs away. The bot scratches its head in confusion. The crowd runs at Sonic, knocking over the green bot, leaving it as a mess of mechanical parts. Tails, standing at the entrance, watches as Sonic runs at him, grabbing him and leaving.]

Sonic: Let's go, bro.

[Sonic, with Tails in tow, runs through a dessert.]

Tails: Sonic, you're going so slow.

Sonic: Makes you sick, doesn't it? But I want to make sure they follow me.

[They pass by a forest with a small group of the bots still in pursuit. They stop, with the spiked bot who destroyed the house leading the group.]

Spiked Bot: Split up and surround 'em!

[A few of the bots enter an arc of trees and stop as Sonic arrives in carnival gear with a small tent.]

Sonic: Step right up! Step right up! Don't crowd, don't push! You'll all get a chance to see the greatest show on Mobius, and remember, for all bounty hunters, admission is free!

[He points at the entrance to the tent, opening it. The bots run in...as the other side leads to a cliff edge. They run off the edge and fall down.]

Sonic: Guess you guys won't be staying for a second show!

[The bots crash, making the ground shake. Sonic dashes off to take care of the other bots.]

[Two bots are walking along the forest as Sonic dashes and stops infront of them. He hands them handles attached to a rope.]

Sonic: Don't let go!

[Sonic dashes off, with the other end of the ropes tied to his body, pulling the bots with him. He jumps over a large rock, weaves between trees and goes through a hollow log. The bots end up slamming into the rock, the trees and are dragged through the log, leaving it in a tangled mess. Using his speed, Sonic dashes over a river, forcing the bots to water ski. They hit a buoy and sink, but are still holding onto the ropes, so they are dragged underwater until they make it back to the surface. They exit the water and approach a large rock wall. Sonic stops and immediately changes direction at the wall. The bots scream in fear as they approach and slam into it.]

Sonic: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Told ya not to let go!

[He acknowledges the audience.]

Sonic: Ya know, I sure have fun.

Spiked Bot: The fun's over, hedgehog.

[Sonic gasps as the spiked bot is standing over him with a wooden club. Sonic acknowledges the audience again.]

Sonic: Is he serious?

[He dashes off and stops at a tree, wearing Robin Hood gear.]

Sonic: Ya ever play William Tell? (Transcripter Note: William Tell was a 14th century man who shot an apple off the top of his son's head to gain freedom from a crime he committed.)

[He puts an apple on top of his head as the spiked bot gets mad. He throws the club at Sonic as he whistles, waiting. As the club approaches, he dashes off at fast speed, leaving the apple in midair. The club hits the apple and crashes into the tree. Sonic runs back and grabs the apple, which has split in half, winks at the audience and runs off as the tree starts falling down from the club impact. The spiked bot gasps as he sees the tree falling. It crashes into him.]

[Sonic catches up to Tails, who is watching from a small hill.]

Tails: We sure showed them, didn't we, Sonic?

Sonic: We sure did, kid!

[They both eat that apple that Sonic used earlier.]

[From his Eggpod far away, Robotnik watches on with binoculars.]

Robotnik: Miserable hedgehog... Okay, so I had a small setback. The battle has just begun!

[He flies back to his base, which is located on top of a mountain. A large statue of Robotnik adorns one side of the building.]

Robotnik: It will take all my vile and wicked genius to create the perfect robots to capture that hedgehog.

[In the middle of the room is a conveyor belt with a machine at the end. Robotnik is nearby searching a closet.]

Robotnik: I'll make them strong!

[He pulls out a heavy piece of machinery, which he drops on the floor below him. He loses his balance, but regains it and searches in the closet again. He pulls out a large stuffed lion and throws it into the conveyor machine below him, with the heavy piece of machinery.]

Robotnik: Fearless!

[He throws a mask into the machine.]

Robotnik: Ferocious!

[Wearing a gas mask, he cracks open two rotten eggs over the machine.]

Robotnik: Supremely rotten like me!

[The eggs open to reveal two gooey monsters. Socks, bones and piece of metal fall out as well.]

Robotnik: But unlike the other robots, these two will be brilliant!

[He throws some academic books into the machine.]

Robotnik: Yes!

[He throws a globe and computer into the machine. He reaches into the closet again and comes out with a mortarboard and diploma. He throws both in. He then walks over to a Human-sized switch and activates it with a goofy look. The machine starts up as he dances triumphantly over it. The door of the machine opens and Scratch comes out. He coughs as Robotnik walks over.]

Scratch: 'W-w-w-who am I? Wha-why am I here? A-A-Are you my mother?

[He extends his neck at Robotnik, forcing him back. He starts kissing him and gives him a big lick.]

Robotnik: NO!

[Scratch detracts his head into his body. Robotnik forces it out and stands him up. They walk away from the conveyor.]

Robotnik: You are the very first member of my new Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad.

[He grabs Scratch.]

Robotnik: I have designed you to be the ultimate in hedgehog hunters. And now, to make you twice as effective, I'm gonna clone you!

Scratch: Clone me?! Will it hurt? I can't stand pain!

[He retreats his head into his body in fear, shaking. Robotnik looks at him, double-thinking his idea.]

Robotnik: Hmm, perhaps I made you too chicken. Well, it won't hurt.

[He hums as he reaches over and plucks one of Scratch's feathers. He immediately jumps out.]

Scratch: Ouch-a-doodle!

[Robotnik holds the feather over the machine.]

Robotnik: I'll just drop your tail feather into the robo-matic machine, to produce your exact twin.

[He walks over to the switches and starts three up, looking on gleefully. One switch remains unpulled.]

Scratch: You forgot to pull this one.

[Scratch pulls it as Robotnik looks on aghast, as he head turns into a whistle.]

Robotnik: I didn't forget to pull that lever!

[He turns back to normal.]

Robotnik: I'm not supposed to pull that lever!

Scratch: How was I to know?! I was just hatched!

[He hides his head back in his body again as the machine finishes. The door opens and the conveyor activates. Robotnik is holding Scratch by his throat, with a club in his hand, as they look to see. Robotnik lets go and walks over.]

Robotnik: Voila! Your identical twin brother!

Scratch: My twin?!

[Grounder appears on the conveyor.]

Scratch: Am I that ugly?

Robotnik: Hmm, that last lever caused some slight modifications. No big deal, you two are still the most fearsome fugitive finders ever built.

[Scratch walks over to Grounder, who is still on the conveyor.]

Scratch: He made me first, I'm his favorite.

Grounder: Yeah?! I got more accessories, he likes me best!

[He sticks out his tongue at Scratch, and reveals a number of tools in it. Scratch looks at it in surprise. Scratch turns around and back-kicks a rock at Grounder. A disoriented Grounder shakes his head.]

Grounder: You did that on purpose! Why you...

[Using his drill nose, he pokes Scratch in the buttocks multiple times. Robotnik, aside, is covering his ears as they fight. He looks over at a table with papers on top. He takes the table and throws it at them, stopping their feud. Their heads are stuck in the table.]

Robotnik: STOP IT! I'm ordering you to catch Sonic, now do it!