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Segfault Sammy

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Apparently, Segfault Sammy is the only one who wasn't busy jacking off to drawn pictures of naked Japanese people during middle school. According to IRC chat logs, you oxygen-starved neanderthals can't speak proper English, code any kind of self-balancing binary tree, compute a line integral, construct an effective argument, or even remake a game without hiding a keylogger in it. ---Segfault Sammy 18:37, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

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