Tweaker's Fault

From Sonic Retro

Tweaker's Fault is a popular Sonic CulT meme, derived from the Shitglove bot's tendency to pick up bits of conversation in the #cult IRC channel and repeat text randomly chosen from the database. Upon extreme repetition, a certain phrase is more likely to come up given the correct keywords. Uttering the text "Shitglove fault" within the channel will cause shitglove to have "Tweaker's fault" somewhere within the resulting text, usually with hilarious results.

The idea is, if anything negative happens, it's Tweaker's fault. No matter what it is. Website goes down? Tweaker's fault. Michael Jackson release a new album? Tweaker's fault. Mia Farrow has another child? Tweaker's fault.

The mere idea that something isn't Tweaker's fault is classified as a severe logical fallacy. In fact, you probably have AIDS. Faggot.