Sega of Finland
From Sonic Retro
Sega of Finland is the black sheep of the Sega corporation. As Finland is a godless, lawless nation, the company finds it as a great haven for testing new, questionable content as well as marketing techniques. Due to the lawlessness of the country, many games have been lost to thieves and barbarians from invading countries. Unfortunately, no games have ever made it past a testing phase, because all game ratings boards (such as the American ESRB) have rejected all games that have been submitted, due to gratuitous amounts of vulgar content that surpasses even the highest of ratings.
Sega of Finland also employs unsavory and unconventional business tactics, such as attacking any fan sites they fear might infringe on their intellectual property. A main pastime of Sega of Finland is DDOS'ing various fan chats, such as various server attacks on our very own server.
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