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<forumuser name="Aurochs" /> aurochs touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his ipb license and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told aurochs localh would not approve of a tech member touching an oldbie at a site fork for free.

can you believe it? aurochs did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the sonic 2 beta page’s lounge seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.

they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn licencesheet he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did aurochs care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with him but to no avail. I told him simon would not approve of a tech member composer touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.

this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the IPB's red flags. then he drove the IPB to my house and threw me out! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, qjimbo sprung his trap!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????